2016小學生英語簡短笑話
研究笑話中的修辭格,有助於我們更好地有意識地把修辭格運用到笑話幽默的創作當中,從而爲人們提供更豐富的精神娛樂。下面是本站小編帶來的2016小學生英語簡短笑話，歡迎閱讀!
(一)
老頭兒賣馬鞍的訣竅
After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $vertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead: Horse, saddle and bridle for $diately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(錯誤地) typed ad.
一個人衷愛的馬死了，他打算在報上登則廣告如下：50元賣馬鞍和馬繮繩。無意中報紙在廣告語中加了個逗號，讀起來成這樣了，50元賣馬，馬鞍和馬繮繩。馬上就有人詢問這則廣告，這馬的價格真是太便宜了，詢問者說，馬有什麼毛病嗎?哦，它是死的，安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。
(二)
叛徒的相對定義
Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is aman who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."Young hopeful:"Well then, what is aman who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"Father:"A convert, my son."
有希望的青年人：“父親，什麼叫政治叛徒?”父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個黨的人。”有希望的青年人：“那麼，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的人又叫什麼呢?”父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。
2016小學生英語簡短笑話閱讀(一)
The Fourth Element 構成世界的肥皂
Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher:And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap!
老師：自然界的四大元素是什麼?
學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。
老師：和什麼?想一想， 你用什麼洗手的?
學生：肥皂。
(二)
The Doctor Knows Better "神醫"生知萬事
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standingup by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm stillalive." "Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。他的妻子站在他的牀前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。” 醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。” 聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動着頭說：“我沒死，我還活着。” 妻子說：“安靜，醫生比你懂得多。”
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Be Careful What You Wish For 老來瘋許願, 不賣後悔藥
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell onthe same ng the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been sucha loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish wife wanted to travelaround the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her , itwas the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have awoman 30 years younger than me."The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
一對結婚25週年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。慶祝活動中，一位仙女出現了。她說，由於他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人一個願望。妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現了一張票。接下來該丈夫許願了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人。”仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。
(二)
喬治·華盛頓的前輩
A teacher said to her class： “Who was the first man?” “George Washington，”a little boyshouted promptly. “How do you make out that George Washington was the firstman?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently. “Because，”said the little boy，“he was first inwar，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”But at this point a larger boyheld up his hand. “Well，” said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?” “Idon't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but I know it wasn't GeorgeWashington，ma’am，because the history book says George Washington married awidow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”
有個老師問班上的學生： “誰是第一個男人?” “喬治·華盛頓，”一個小男孩當即叫道。 “你怎麼知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?”老師問道，寬容地微笑着。 小男孩說：“因爲他是戰時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。” 這時一個大點兒的男孩舉起手來。 “那麼，”老師對他說，“你認爲誰是第一個男人呢?” “我不知道他的名字，”大點兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因爲歷史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。”
