關於運動的英語笑話

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　　關於運動的英語笑話：運動世家

A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they"ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, one more and I"ll be the world-champion soccer-team"s coach. The American starts laughing. He says I"ve had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and I"ll open a golf course!

德國人 , 英國人和美語正在一列火車上旅行。 他們變得無趣而且開始告訴彼此關於他們的家庭。 德國人說我有 4個小孩, 另外一個和他們"ll 泡一個籃球隊。 英國人說哼!!那毫不，我喝 10個男孩、另外一個和我 " ll 是世界-冠軍的足球 - 隊 " s 教練。 美國開始笑。 他說我"ve 有 17個老婆和沒有小孩!! 但是另外一個妻子和我"ll 打開一個高爾夫球場!

　　關於運動的英語笑話：運動會

The elder brother takes a younger brother to attend the sports games of e connecting a dint match a beginning, the younger brother asks:"Front why does that person run so and quickly?"

The elder brother answers a way:"Certainly want to run quickly, you didn't see a behind, is that person taking stick to make track for and beat him?"

哥哥帶着弟弟去參加學校的運動會。當接力賽開始時，弟弟問：“前面那個人爲什麼跑得那麼快?”

哥哥答道：“當然要快跑啦，你沒有看見後面那個人正拿棍子追着要打他嗎?”

　　關於運動的英語笑話：操勞不喪身，憂愁愁煞人。

This story is about another five doctor who went duck hunting one e five doctors were a general practice physician，a pediatri-cian,a psychiatrist，a surgeon and a pathologist.

這個故事是關於另外5個醫生的故事，一天他們去打野鴨，這五個醫生包括一個全科醫生、一個兒科醫生、一個精神病醫生、一個外科醫生和病理學家。

A:Look，a bird is coming winging overhead.

看，一隻鳥在頭頂飛過。

B:Why did you raise your shotgun and then hesitate?

你爲什麼舉起槍又猶豫了呢?

A:I am not quite sure it's a duck，I think that I will have to get a second opinion，but the bird was long gone.

我不敢肯定那是不是鴨子，我想我必須聽聽另一醫生的診斷意見。但這時鳥飛走了。

B:Look!Another duck.

看!另一隻鴨子。

C:Why don't you shoot at it?

你爲什麼不打它?

B:(Muttering ) I am also unsure if it is really a duck in my sight and besides，it might have babies，I'll have to do some more investiga- dons.

(喃喃自語)我也不能肯定那是不是鴨子。並且那隻鳥可能還懷着小鳥，我必須作進一步調查。

C:But the creature make good its escape.

但是那傢伙從容不迫地逃脫了。

(Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed gun shouldered，he was more certain of his intended prey's identity.

然後，是眼尖的精神病醫生看到了飛鳥。用肩頂住槍托，他比其他人更清楚自己瞄準的獵物是什麼。)

D:Why do you hesitate since you know it is a duek?

既然你知道那是隻鴨子你還猶豫什麼?

C:Now，I know it's a duck，but does it know it's a duck?

是啊，現在我知道那是隻鴨子，可它自己知道嗎?

(Finally，a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed sky wards. BOOM!The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.

最後，第四隻鴨子快速地飛過。這次是外科醫生把獵槍對準了天空。“嘣”一聲槍響，外科醫生放下槍口還在冒煙的獵槍，扭過頭，面無表情地對身邊的病理學家說。)

D:Good to see if that was a duck，will you?

去看看那是不是一隻野鴨，可以嗎?