保證沒走錯

對於很多同學來說，英語一直都是很受歡迎，但是當英語遇上幽默，那感覺簡直就是酸爽。下面是小編爲您收集整理的保證沒走錯，供大家參考!

　保證沒走錯

In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

在一家電影院裏，一名觀衆在演出期間站了起來，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。

A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

幾分鐘後，他回到那排位子並問坐在首位的那位男士道：

"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a Moment ago?"

“對不起，請問我剛纔出去的時候是踩着你的腳嗎?”

"Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."

“是的，不過沒什麼關係，一點也不疼。”

"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

“噢，不，我不是這個意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子。”

NOTES:1. to be on the safe side 爲了安全起見

例：Just to be on the safe side, we have to leave ASAP. 爲了慎重起見，我們必須儘快地離開這裏。

* ASAP 是 as soon as possible 的縮寫，這個很常用，大家要記住哦~2. make one's way 向……進發，朝……走去

例：I made my way towards the harbor. 我朝港口的方向走。3. at the head of... 在……的最前面;相反，“在……的結尾，末端”就是 at the end of...4. step on one's foot 踩到某人的腳

如果你不慎踩到了別人的腳，別忘了好好道歉哦：Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your foot. 對不起，我不是故意踩你的。

　　昂貴的代價

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

牙科醫生：對不起，夫人，爲給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

牙科醫生：是的。但是您兒子這麼大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了。