英語笑話:Visual Training 視力訓練大綱

Visual Training
　　The squad were having “visual training”． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field．The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots， but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied：
　　“Sixteen men and a sergeant，sir．”
　　“Right；but how do you know there's a sergeant there？”
　　“He's not doing any digging， sir．”視力訓練
　　班裏正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上採掘隊的人數。採掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
　　“十六個兵外加一箇中士，長官。”
　　“正確，可是你怎麼知道那兒有一箇中士？”
　　“他不幹活，長官。”