英語笑話:What Color（什麼顏色)
An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What kind is it? Does it have a stick shift? Does it have a tape deck?" "It's a 1982 Toyota," he replied. "It's a four speed, and, yes, it has a tape deck . " Pleased, I asked what color it was. "Well, " he said uncomfortably, " which part?"作爲南卡羅萊那州克萊姆森大學的一個本科生，我囊中羞澀，當我父親告訴我他爲我買了輛車時，我甚是激動。我幾乎控制不住我的熱情，問了爸爸幾個關鍵問題：“什麼車？有沒有手排擋？有沒有磁帶艙？” “是1982年產豐田車，”他回答說，“四速，還有，是的，有磁帶艙。”我甚是高興，又問是什麼顏色的。 “哦，”他很不舒服地說，“你指哪一部分？”
