英語笑話:在你宣誓就職的那天

The Day that You're Inaugurated A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair. "When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff," complained the husband, "and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?" "The day that you're inaugurated," the wife replied.一個婦人正和丈夫在外面購物，她想起來需要爲自己漸漸變白的頭髮買一些染髮劑。“你什麼時候纔會停止購買這些昂貴的東西，”丈夫抱怨說：“而讓你的頭髮自然變白，就像巴巴拉布什那樣呢？” 　　“在你宣誓就職的那天。”妻子回答道。