英語笑話:賭

Bet“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from, but it's bet, bet, bet. ”“ Leave it to me, ” said the principal.A week later he phoned the boy's father. “ I think I've cured him,” he said.“ How? ”“ Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, ” I bet that's a false beard, “ How much? I said, and he said $ 5 ”“ What happened ? ” asked the father.“ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson! ”“ No, it won't,” said the father. “He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week! ”“ 我想你幫我制止我兒子賭博。 ” 一位焦急的父親對兒子的校長說。 ” 我不知道他從哪兒學來的，總是賭 , 賭 , 賭。 ”“ 交給我吧！ ” 校長說。一週後，他打電話給男孩的父親。 “ 我想我已使他改邪歸正。 ” 他說。“ 怎麼辦到的？ ”“ 噢，他看着我的鬍子，然後說： ‘ 我打賭那是假鬍子。 ' ‘ 賭多少錢？ ' 我問，他說 5 美元。 ”“ 後來怎樣？ ” 父親問道。“ 於是他拉扯了我的鬍子後，知道那是貨真價實的，我就要他給我 5 美元。我敢肯定我給了他一個教訓。 ”“ 不行，那沒用。 ” 父親說。 “ 星期一他和我賭了 10 美元，說週末他可以讓你允許他拔你的鬍子！ ”