英語笑話:Bad relationships 糟糕的關係

Bad relationships 糟糕的關係

Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活，一個說道：

"Seems like All Alfred and I do is fight. I've been so upset that I've lost 20 pounds."
”好像在我和阿爾弗雷德之間就只有爭吵了，搞得我心煩意亂，爲此我已經瘦了20磅了。“

"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
”那你爲什麼不乾脆離開他啊？“她朋友問道。

"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."
”嗯！還不可以。“第一個女人回答，”我想先再瘦15磅再說。