英語小笑話:Who Is This 你是哪一個？

My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany（連禱，冗長故事） of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, "O.K., , fist of all, who is this?"我和兩個妹妹同時離開家去不同的大學讀書。經歷了太多的危機，也厭倦了受到與其他大學生相同的對待之後，有一天我給家裏打了個電話，就我獨有的問題尋求安慰和理解。爸爸接起電話後，我立刻開始歷數我大學生活中的挫折。當我停下來歇口氣時，爸爸說：“好啦，親愛的...現在，首先告訴我，你是哪一個？”