英語笑話:Automobile Fittings 汽車配件
A lorry driver makes inquiry of a Mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories（附件） in the neighborhood?"
Mountaineer says, "Some people usually drive heroic car on the road. There is a abrupt turn（急轉彎） ahead not far from here, and a clough（深谷） just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories. You will spend no money at all."一個卡車司機向一山民打聽：“請問，這附近哪兒能買到汽車配件？”
山民說：“這條路上經常有人開英雄車，前面不遠處是個急轉彎，急轉彎的下面就是深谷，那深谷裏什麼樣的汽車配件都有——根本用不着花錢。”
