英語笑話:After being away on business 做完生意回來後

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回來後，提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什麼禮物回去。

“How about some perfume？”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.
“那些香水怎麼賣啊？”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。

“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“看起來好像有點貴哦！”提姆說道。於是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.
“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
售貨員開始有點惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價值15美元。

“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”
“我的意思是，”提姆說，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”

The clerk handed him a mirror.
售貨員聽了後，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。