英語笑話:You may put my beard on again 把鬍子再替我裝上

A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it.
"Two pence," said the man.
"No, no, " said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."
The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave.
"A penny." said the barber.
"I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again."賣掃帚的人和理髮師

一個賣掃帚的人去一家理髮店修面.理髮師向他買了一把掃帚.當理髮師給他修完面後,問了一下掃帚的價錢.
賣掃帚的人說:"兩便士"
"不,不"理髮師說,"我只出一便士.如果你認爲不夠的話,可以把掃帚拿回去."
賣掃帚的人取回了掃帚,隨後問修面要付多少錢.
賣掃帚的人說:"我只能給你半個便士,如果你認爲不夠的話,你可以把鬍子再替我裝上."