英語笑話:The end of the world 世界末日
A jackal（豺，走狗） who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: "No, please, you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This will be a great mistake. If you eat me, that'll be terrible, that will be a disaster, that will be the end of the world!"The lion was very puzzled and said: "How come? How come if I eat you, the world will end?"The jackal said:"Because if you eat me, that will be the end of the world for me!"有隻狼快被獅子吃掉了。狼對獅子說：“求求你不要吃我！你不能吃我，這是一個天大的錯誤！如果你吃了我，那就慘了，會有災難、會世界末日！”獅子滿臉疑惑地問：“爲什麼把你吃掉就會世界末日？”狼回答：“如果你吃了我，就是我的世界末日啊！”
