英語笑話:最好的獎賞 Best Reward

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Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard.

最好的獎賞 一名海軍軍官從甲板上掉入海中。

He was rescued by a deck hand.

他被一名甲板水手救起。

The officer asked how he could reward him.

這位軍官問如何才能酬謝他。

"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it.

“最好的辦法，長官，”這名水手說，“是別聲張這事。

If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."

如果其他人知道我救了您，他們會把我扔下去的。”