女兒家十大嚇跑男友的劣行
No.10 - She knows things about you that you haven't told her.
排名第十：知道那些我都沒告訴過她的事兒
Especially in the early stages of a relationship, men keep secrets: ex-girlfriends, yearly income and the amount of hair that is real (and fake) on their thinning domes. It will all be revealed in due time, but for now this is personal information.
特別是在兩個人剛剛開始的時候，男人都有祕密：前女友啦、年收入啦，還有自己頭上究竟有幾根真發（或假髮）？這些祕密到時候男人都會慢慢說出來，不過沒到時候時，它們都還屬於私人信息。
No.9 - She introduces herself to your family & friends behind your back.
排名第九：揹着我去認識我的親人和朋友。
You've hesitated to introduce her to your friends and family because the relationship is new or you just might not be sure it's something that is going to the next level. Suddenly, your mom is asking questions about her and your friends want to know when she is coming out for drinks. She has found a way to skip your introductions and connect with the people in your life behind your back.
兩人剛開始交往、男生會猶豫要不要把女友介紹給自己的親友。“因爲我確實還不太確定我們的關係是否會有進展。” 而突然，全世界似乎都認識了我的女友。原來她揹着我、先把自己介紹給了我的親朋好友！
No.8 - She responds to messages on your behalf.
排名第八：用我的名義去回覆我收到的信息。
The obligations never end. If it’s not an out-of-town wedding this weekend, it’s a birthday party for a friend you haven’t said a word to in months. You’ll RSVP on your own time and on your own terms -- unless she has already made the calls and penciled in everything on your social calendar. She has become your social secretary, making sure to respond to every invitation with a “plus-one.”
“不經我的同意，就幫我答覆了邀請我的婚禮、或是一個朋友的生日派對。彷彿她是我的生活祕書，我的事情都由她來做主。”
No.7 - She has all your passwords without you having given them to her.
排名第七：在我沒告訴過她的情況下、知道所有我的密碼
There is something odd going on: You have e-mails in your deleted items folder that you don’t remember reading, phone messages from friends that aren't making it onto your voicemail and text messages are disappearing off your cell phone. The only explanation is that your girlfriend has figured out your passwords.
奇怪的事情發生了：我根本沒讀過的郵件出現在“已刪除”郵箱裏、朋友給我的電話留言或短信我都接不到……那這種時候只有一個解釋：我的女友知道了我的密碼……
No.6 - She shows up in places unexpectedly.
排名第六：出現在不該她出現的地方
There are times when you just want to hang with friends or even just be alone. She doesn’t care about either. She shows up at the bar as if she were the guest of honor and knocks on your door before calling to see if you're home. She appears at work, at the gym and at the bookstore!
有的時候我們只想和朋友在一起、或是自己一個人待一會兒。而我的女友根本在乎我的感受。她會假裝偶遇、出現在我去的酒吧；或是不打電話就跑來我加。甚至公司、健身房、書店！她簡直無所不在！
No.5 - She made a key to your house without asking
排名第五：私自配了我家的鑰匙
A brutal week at work has you dreaming of a night full of cold beers and hours of Xbox until your fingers cramp. You get home to find your partner sitting on the couch, waiting to go out. Not only is your weekend shot, but you can't figure out how the hell she got into your place. She made her own key. How she did it isn’t important right now because you should be much more concerned with why she did it and what you’re going to have to say to get it back.
“一週殘酷的工作終於結束，我想着可以週末回家好好喝啤酒、玩Xbox，可一回家，我的女友卻坐在沙發上、等着和我出門約會！”原來她私自去配了我家鑰匙，這時我已經不關心她怎麼做到的，我只想她趕快把鑰匙還給我！
No.4 - She stops taking birth control without telling you.
排名第四：她沒告訴我就不用避孕措施了！
You ditched the love glove weeks ago because she is on the pill. At least you think she is on the pill. You haven’t see her take it, she hasn’t had to stop at the pharmacy for a refill and, now that you think about it, you can’t recall the last time she had a monthly visit from “Aunt Flo.”
印象裏，似乎我的女友在吃避孕藥……也似乎沒有……至少很久都沒見她去藥店買藥了。天哪！她懷孕了！
No.3 - She gets physical when arguing.
排名第三：一吵架她就動手。
Couples fight. The minor disagreement has turned into a major shouting match. If you don't walk away, punches could be thrown. While you'd never hit a woman, your partner has cocked back and let one loose on you on more than one occasion.
兩個人從小吵變成大鬧，她就開始要動手了。因爲我決不能對女孩子動手，就變成被動挨打……
No.2 - She threatens to hurt/kill herself.
排名第二：她威脅會傷害或殺死自己。
She is on to the fact that you aren’t happy and might be looking for a way out. She realizes that only drastic measures will keep you around. She starts making crazy statements in the middle of arguments, like,“If you leave, I’d probably kill myself” and other threats of bodily harm. Is she serious? You don’t really want to test her but you can’t keep up like this.
當她意識到我已經不再愛她、要和她分手的時候，她就會像瘋了一樣威脅我：“如果你離開，我就自殺！” 或是做其他傷害自己的行爲。我當然不能看着她這樣，但我也不能因此就不和她分手……
No.1 - She won't let you break up with her.
排名第一：死也不分手！
It's not going well. The relationship is a nightmare. It's time to pull the plug. Only problem: She won't let you. You've tried countless times, but she doesn't get the hint. She won't let you break up with her and every time you think she has understood the hint, she is back in your house, hanging with your mom and showing up at your work to go to lunch.
兩人關係不好，想分手。但女友無論如何就是不同意。不管我說了多少次，她都不接招。依舊要求跟我約會、往我家裏跑、跟我母親出遊、或是到我公司跟我吃午飯……
