英語笑話:兩名士兵 Two Soldiers
Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill.
軍營裏有二名士兵，一個叫喬治，一個叫比爾。George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎？”Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
比爾說：“有。”然後把信紙和信封給了喬治。
Then George said, "Now I haven't got a pen."
喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢。”Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter.
比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
寫完後把信放進信封裏，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎？”比爾給了他一張。Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎？”Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
比爾說：“是的。”隨即打開了門。George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
喬治說：“請幫我把這封信投進辦公室的信箱裏，還有...”他停住了。"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
“你還要什麼？”比爾問。George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What's your girl-friend's address?"
喬治看着信封說：“你女朋友的地址是－？”
