英語笑話:耶穌的電視機 Jesus’s Telly

A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The manager, the shepherds, Jesus and Holy Family wore duly admired.

聖誕節時孩子要了紙和蠟筆，想畫一張耶穌誕生像。最後這件藝術品被陳列出來供父母鑑賞。他們對耶穌誕生後睡的馬槽，牧羊人，耶穌及其家庭都逐一表示讚賞。

"But what’s that in the corner?" asked Mother.

“可是那個角落裏是什麼？”媽媽問。

"Oh, that’s their telly," replied the tot.

“噢，那是他們的電視機，”孩子回答說。