經典英語的腦筋急轉彎

你討厭英語學習嗎?如果當時你看了這些都話，你可能就不會討厭了。以下是本站小編爲大家準備的經典英語腦筋急轉彎，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語腦筋急轉彎

Questions:

can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely

poor grades

彼得糟糕透頂的成績單說明什麼問題

would George Washington be most famous for if he

were alive today

如果喬治 華盛頓今天還活着,那麼他最爲著名的是什麼

does everybody do at the same time

所有的人同時在做同一件什麼事情

resembles half a pie

什麼東西像半塊餅

Keys:

didn't cheat.

他沒有作弊.

age.

高壽.

old.

變老.

4. The other half.

餅的另一半.

Notes:

rd card成績單

　　英語繞口令

1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎?

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

我希望夢想着你夢想中的夢想，但是如果你夢想着女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想着你夢想中的夢想。

3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!

我叫喊，你叫喊，我們都喊着要冰淇淋!

4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那麼他能做多少小甜餅呢?一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅。

5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.

這個司機喝醉了，他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝裏。

6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not. Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot. We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.

無論是晴天或是陰天。 無論是冷或是暖， 不管喜歡與否，我們都要經受風霜雨露。

　　英語笑話故事

1 irteen States

"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher. "I can't, teacher" "Why, when I was your age I could name all the states," She scolded. "Yeah, but then there were only thirteen," answered Johnny.

2 lking on the Telephone

Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began.

The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him.

He is listening though."Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"

3 aying Octopus

This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with an octopus under his arm and says, "I'll bet any of you that my octopus can play any instrument that you give him."

Two guys bet fifty dollars each that the octopus can't play their instruments.

The first guy hands over his French horn and the octopus starts to play it.

The second guy hands over his tuba and sure enough the octopus starts to play it.

The bartender then walks into the back room and comes back five minutes later with a set ofbagpipes and bets all the money in the drawer that the octopus wouldn't be able to play it. He hands over the bagpipes to the octopus and waits.

After about a minute of watching the octopus run its tentacles over the bagpipe the owner of the octopus says, "Come on now! Play it!"

The octopus replies, "What do you mean play it?! If I can figure out how to get the plaidpajamas off of it, I'm gonna screw it!"