雙語閱讀：一位技術男與老婆之間的信件
以下是小編整理的英語文章：一位技術男與老婆之間的信件， 希望能對大家的英語學習有幫助。
Dear Tech Support,
親愛的技術支持，
Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and Inoticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance,particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, whichOperated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
去年，我把“男友5.0”升級爲“老公1.0”。在總體的性能上我發現有明顯的下滑，特別是在“鮮花”和“珠寶”的應用上面，沒有“男朋友5.0”那麼完美無瑕。
In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installedundesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.
另外，“老公1.0”卸載了另一個有價值的程序——“浪漫9.5”，然後又安裝了一些不需要的程序，像“新聞5.0”，“金錢3.0”和“足球4.1”。
What can I do ?
我要怎麼辦?
技術男回覆：
Dear Madam,
親愛的女士，
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an OperatingSystem.
首先，請記住，“男朋友5.0”是一個娛樂軟件包，而“老公1.0”是一個操作系統。
Please enter Command: "" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it willautomatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5.
請進入命令“我以爲你愛我”試着下載“眼淚6.2”。然後它會自動運行“珠寶3.0”和“鮮花3.5”應用。
However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default toSilence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.
不過，記住，過度使用上述功能會引起“老公1.0”默認“沉默3.5”和“眼淚6.1”。
Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0. Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 willautomatically be Downloaded into your System.
同樣，不要弄亂“老公1.0”的初始包，否則新的病毒“女朋友2.5”會自動下載到你的系統。
So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These areUnsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.
Good Luck Madam: )
所以要小心了。另外，請不要嘗試重新安裝“男朋友5.0”系統。這些都是不支持的應用，將會引起“老公1.0”的崩潰。
祝你好運，女士: )
