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People are funny.

人們都很有趣。

They sure are.

他們確實是。

Did you hear about the pilot?

你聽說那個飛行員了嗎？

The one that stole a small plane?

那個偷了一架小飛機的飛行員？

Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U.S.

是的，他在加拿大偷了一架飛機飛到了美國。

Did they catch him?

他們抓到他了嗎？

Yes. After two U.S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.

是的。美國兩架戰鬥機追了他兩小時後，他降落在了高速公路。

Did he crash?

他墜機了嗎？

No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.

沒有，他只是降落了飛機然後去了餐館。

Did the cops find out why he flew into the U.S.?

警察弄清楚他爲什麼飛到美國了嗎？

His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.

他的生活很糟糕。他希望戰鬥機能把他擊落。

Poor guy.

可憐的傢伙。

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